I just finished my attempt at humor and read it. It had poor syntax, misspelled words, didn't seem terribly funny and I quickly wrote myself a response, telling myself what a jerk I am.
And now I'm back again. I'd use the downloaded spell checker except when I click on it, I get a message saying
it hasn't been downloaded > swear I've done it 3 times and it's hiding in my computer, lurking, waiting to get me. Anyway my apologies for spelling. Also isn't there a category for humor? If not I'm doomed. If my wife ever finds out about this I'm in trouble. Sure I kept her around for 44 years. She can be replaced.
Back to Neighborhoods and purchasing them..
Let's see ... If I'm interpreting this correctly I (we) have been walking the streets of our neigborhood with my badge on for over 3 years harrassing people, pleading for listings, insulting other agents, publishing a newsletter, working the crowd, and now you (I'm spending $50/mo I think) want me to buy my own neighborhood for $20. I have no money left. Could I get my house and 4886 and I think 4992 likes us. I'm figuring Point2NLS could assign me those 3 properties for .35 and I can do that for cash.
Would someone do a blog or call e-mail me and tell me the logic of it and how you are benefiting from it. (Serious request).
So I (we) are working our turf to the best of our ability and somehow Point2NLS has a Louisianna Purchase working for them where they are willing to sell the rights to my turf to the highest bidder. Well I guess they are finding out what Groucho used to say. Who would want to bid on any are where HIMSELF lives (ME) It's now at $20 heading towards ZERO.
My master plan is to pick it up (I'm offering our neighbors a package deal ( 1500/monthy and I promise to leave them alone, then resell the rights on E Bay or a real website for 1200/mo and pick up an extra 2700/mo to cover my newsletter costs.
If there isn't a humor section, someone have mercy on me and point me in the right direction